I'm just an unscrupulous guy, trying to get by in an unscrupulous world.

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

toxicmp3:

me when i swallow

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(via pizza)

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

(Source: twitter.com, via the-pietriarchy)

open rp

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

(Source: witchy-pleakley, via the-pietriarchy)

afloweroutofstone:

Is there a ghost dry humping me right now?" is a metaphysical question.

How would I know if a ghost is dry humping me right now?" is an epistemological question.

(via basedheisenberg)

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

(via caseyanthonyofficial)