I'm just an unscrupulous guy, trying to get by in an unscrupulous world.

Anonymous said: You are so pretty but I wish you were a bit skinnier :/

hoodjab:

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Anonymous said: will u still love me when i'm no longer young and fit as fuck

poppypicklesticks:

no 

loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

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tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.[jaydetaylor]

tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.

[jaydetaylor]

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pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

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“Part of the problem with the word ‘disabilities’ is that it immediately suggests an inability to see or hear or walk or do other things that many of us take for granted. But what of people who can’t feel? Or talk about their feelings? Or manage their feelings in constructive ways? What of people who aren’t able to form close and strong relationships? And people who cannot find fulfillment in their lives, or those who have lost hope, who live in disappointment and bitterness and find in life no joy, no love? These, it seems to me, are the real disabilities.”

—   Fred Rogers (via feellng)